A Friend of the Family – Part 2

A Friend of the Family

She looked off over the heads of the mourners at some far away point–perhaps at the mural of the fish and loaves on the back wall of the sanctuary or perhaps into the ether of her glory years as a soprano section leader of the Grace Presbyterian Church of yesteryear. 

Although the music lay in front of her, it was clear that she would not need it because she removed her reading glasses in a swift, elegant motion as she began to draw her first breath. The first sound of the “Our” seemed to spin from nothing into a trembling thread of silver floating out into the sanctuary. I realized I had been holding my breath and I let it out. She continued with the same single spinning note into “Father” and I settled back into the pew a bit, but not entirely. The next phrase would be even more telling; giving us the first glimpse of her upper ranger.  “Which art in Heaven”. She sang with her eyes closed now with an effortless reverence on her face. “Hallowed be Thy Name”.

I was enthralled now. This little elderly woman sang with both maturity and youth; her voice continuing to grow and warm as she maneuvered gracefully through the ancient prayer. And as the song began to mount with the climactic impetus of “And lead us not into temptation,” I knew she had reached the point of no return. The organ swelled. My tear ducts began to open. “For thiiiiiiiinine is the  kiiiingdommmmm and the poweerrr and the GLORRYYYYYYYY…” This was it she was going to hit it!  She had all the energy and breath and power! But in that moment, something caught my eye.  Across the aisle,  a man of substantial weight pressed his legs together and bowed his great head.  He knew something! 

The ag-ed soprano’s eyes opened wide and with all the confidence—perhaps even belligerence–sang “ForEEEEEEEEE—-” or rather squawked or screamed or something. It was not a note exactly. Was it flat? Was it sharp? Who could say? It was just loud and the wobble was at least a full perfect fifth in variation. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEE–” I cringed and I knew. I knew in that moment why the regulars in the church had shifted in their seats as she had first approached the pulpit. She had done this before–TO THEM. She had lulled them, seduced them into a deep, but false sense of security only to assault them with this “EEEEEEEEEEEEEE” noise before. And she had known it. She certainly must have known this was going to happen and she did not care. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

 The “ver” of forever followed a massive gasp of air and thudded back down hard “VVVEERRRRRRR”.  Then with consummate drama and dignity she stopped.  She closed her eyes once more. The organ diminished and she formed her final long-held word, “Amen”–holding onto  the “A” with such beauty until it was almost no sound at all and then down to the “men.”

The grand gentleman across the aisle slumped and wiped sweat from his brow with the wrinkly handkerchief he must have been clutching throughout the song, but something else caught my eye–something not easily noticed. In the pew behind him sitting alone, a woman neither large or small, stylish or frumpy, pretty or ugly–perhaps the most forgettable woman I’d ever seen–was inconspicuously dabbing tears from her pale cheeks with a very tidy handkerchief; a white Lillian Rose Women’s Cotton Hankie to be precise–elegant, understated. She was the picture of a caring, but not too close to the deceased mourning–perfect posture, gracious, focused, not blubbering but yet emotionally present. I pulled out one of my own hankies–six-pack $4.99 at Target. Wow. How obnoxious is she?

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